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Under The Ashes · 05-05-2009, 06:41 PM

"Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out," is a funny one. xD

Mys · (This post was last modified: 05-07-2009 05:29 PM by Mys.)

Veni, Vidi, Vici.. i spelt one of those wrong no doubt,
C'est la vie, pas le paradis.
Death is lifes way of telling you your fired.

There are no doubt more but I can't think of any at this moment.

X_EtFObsessed_X · 05-06-2009, 12:34 PM

"You ask why we don't have any good-looking, decent guys around this place? Simple answer: God is punishing us."

'Serious ones'? I like these:
"Where words fail, music speaks."
"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."

BluEyedFire · 05-06-2009, 05:52 PM

"Sunrise is nature's way of saying, 'it's time to go to bed.'"
"All the nice guys are ugly, all the hot ones are jerks, and all the hot and nice ones are gay or taken."

Serious ones:
I also like "Veni, Vidi, Vici" (Haha, I probably spelled one wrong, too.)
"What doesn't kill you will probably try again."
"Happiness is like peeing your pants; everyone can tell, but only you can feel the warmth."

BluEyedFire · 05-13-2009, 04:14 PM

Oh my god. Just remembered a couple insanely funny ones.
"Clea~nse for your body."
and "Maaaagiiic? Maddy, Maddy, Maddy, make her shut up, Maddy."
Inside jokes, I know. Funniest things EVER.

иacнacyaиιde · 05-13-2009, 07:03 PM

'every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.'
'oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying'
'se abrirán las grandes alamedas por donde pase el hombre libre....'

Under The Ashes · 05-18-2009, 07:40 AM

Why are some listed in different languages? I don't know them.
"Life sucks and then you die."
"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again." Sad but hilarious.

BluEyedFire · 05-18-2009, 02:07 PM

Oooh, sniper's motto:
"You can run, but then you'll only die tired."

Under The Ashes · 05-19-2009, 07:24 AM

That one wasn't very catchy at all. =|

CRAZY4MUSICandPURPLE · 06-09-2010, 10:31 PM

"life's a bitch because if it were a slut it would be easy"
"the only true knowledge in life is knowing you know nothing"

Mys · 08-18-2010, 10:43 PM

When you can't run, walk. When you can't walk, crawl. When you can't crawl, find somebody to carry you.

CRAZY4MUSICandPURPLE · 08-25-2010, 10:49 AM

condoms are cheaper than weapons so make love not war.

jackeynicklaus · 10-05-2010, 01:46 AM

My favourite sayings are below :
"Never tell your problems to anyone because 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them".
"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once".

x-trying to escape-x · 10-20-2010, 08:18 AM

"No glove no love."

kashiq49 · 12-06-2010, 07:18 PM

"A friend in need is a friend indeed."